Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.

Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!

by jims gooning May 13, 2025

Trumpeteer

Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.

The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.

by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024

Ducky Trumpet

The most genius explanation of D

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Well well, Ducky Trumpet has some fishy ideas... like, FLIP DA TABLE!!!
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by Da_keyboard_defier May 2, 2020

trumpet player

Marek, Nathan, and Jordan

marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players

by barlowe14 December 6, 2022

Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018

tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.

I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.

by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024