bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

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Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 18, 2010

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bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony April 05, 2018

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bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby March 24, 2012

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Buck and bone

When a guy is buck naked and bone hard, and obviously ready to engage in some erotic activities. Being properly (un)dressed and sexually stimulated for solo play or with a parter of any persuasion.

By the time she came to bed I was already buck and bone.

We were talking of what to do next. He gestured toward the shower and we were both buck and bone in a matter of seconds.

I had no place to go and no one to see. I was already buck and bone so I did some edging for an hour.

by Les S. Moore July 28, 2019

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