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you got the whole squad laughing 

Used for a sarcastic praise, observation.
Kelly (son): ,,Dad, I'm hungry.''
Harrison (dad): ,,Hi Hungry, I'm dad.''
Kelly: ,,Damn, you got the whole squad laughing.''
Harrison: ,,Hahaha, I know right!''
Kelly: ,,That was sarcasm, you frigging boomer.''
Harrison: ,,Wait, how do you say this? No you?''
Kelly: *goes on BS Edgar type for a year* *dies of cringe as soon as remembers what happened*
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Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.
Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

the whorehouse on the hill 

The title given to a local high school in Hartsdale, NY. The school resides on a ridge (thus "on the hill") and is an all-girls Catholic high school. This title has been around for decades, and anyone who went to Catholic school in Westchester, NY is quite familiar with it.
Megan: Hey, where does that bitch goto high school now?
Lauren: Uhmmm I do believe she's at the whorehouse on the hill.
Megan: Figures, she's such a slut.

Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing 

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.
Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.

the whole nine yards not the first six inches 

1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)
"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."

The whoopee cushion

When you are going down on a girl, then blow air into her vagina. This results in her having to queef.
The tinder date went really well until I gave her the whoopee cushion. She sent me home straight after.

go the whole hog 

to go the whole way in a daring and probably ill-fated quest
I had already cut out meat and dairy, so I decided to go the whole hog and become vegan
go the whole hog by RosePose December 19, 2007