by Ethan Bloxham December 7, 2021

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
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by Big rod101 February 21, 2021

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.
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