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crusty towel

aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie
aaron finished up on his crusty towel
by Ethan Bloxham December 7, 2021
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Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
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Toweling

She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!
by Big rod101 February 21, 2021
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masters towel

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.
Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.
by CWG0822 May 9, 2017
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Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel
Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.
by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025
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towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel
Damn i have towel molestation in my towels
by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021
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Towel

Guy 1: yo stop using my towels
Guy 2: sorry bro
by Diamond°dose June 9, 2020
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