A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
by Dr. Centaur June 01, 2015
A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.
You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.
by Objectivityiskey September 02, 2021
by rostye45 June 07, 2021
The Art Of Gathering Enough Spit... And Releasing It At The Right Time Upon Ure Partner, To Make Them Think You Have Cum, Used In Conjunction WithThe-False-Cum
I Got The Trick Spit Perfect Last Night On Her Back She Tunrd To A Milky Greeting...
I Trick Spitted That Bitch...
I Trick Spitted That Bitch...
by Yayo June 25, 2004
The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers
Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.
Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?
Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.
Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?
Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
by KrustyWeiner420 August 13, 2017
The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.
Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*
by Cypress Hillbilly April 29, 2013
Spit up (or past tense, spat up) is a small bit of puke, usually the size of a quarter, but very rarely bigger, that would be classified as vomit. Typically happens in vurps or in very light nausea stages.
by DoctorCaduceus February 13, 2021