“Is mustard an instrument?”
by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018

Today’s youth hates mustard, except maybe honey mustard sauce which doesn’t actually deserve to be called mustard anyway.
by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021

Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)
by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.
by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023

by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

by amiblanchin August 11, 2024
