Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.
Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.
Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.
Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'
'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
Get the Scumbert Crossmug. Julia and Kim are so close friends that they occasionally (lack of time...) cross-nurse each other's babies.
by paco 23 October 3, 2008
Get the cross-nursemug. We are cross-educated in a sense.
by uttam maharjan March 1, 2013
Get the cross-educatemug. When one is both high from some narcotic substance and hopped up on caffeine.
Synonym of cross-faded.
Synonym of cross-faded.
Dude, I was so cross-boosted from my cold brew and organic sativa at that show, it was another level!
by notaficus June 17, 2019
Get the cross-boostedmug. by a.cross March 14, 2019
Get the sincere crossmug. When you play a penis sword fight in a bed with your gay partner,in order to win you must thrust your penis to your enemies butthole
by SonOfMinos July 24, 2017
Get the Cross-blademug. by something kinda ooh May 27, 2007
Get the cross suckermug.