Cunt tears

the delicious sweet sweet tears of a massive cunt. a Twat even. A big stinky poopoo head.

Person 1- you suck
Person 2- cry about it, you cunt
Person 1- *Cries*
Person 2- Sweet succulent delicious cunt tears

by Maskerain August 1, 2023

colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

Skull-tears

He is an abstract artist. His name is Samuel but he call himself Sam. Sam has a lot of talent! He has a lots of hobbies (photography, writing poems, drawing) He is Asexual and homoromantic! He is an emo boy! He has a cat named Yoru means night in Japanese. He is also a weeb and a really big fan of Sonic! He is 18! Also you can't follow him if you : -15, support TWISTED-DOCTOR, ships pedophilia, racis, etc. Also never forget to read his DNA!

Do you know who is Skull-tears?
The emo artist?
Yes, Sam!

by Skull-tears fan April 26, 2021

Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.

"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".

by Ringo66 November 27, 2012

a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

by BigLud July 19, 2014

tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

by Red Face December 2, 2007