swimming

When your so drunk your vision gets all wavy, and you feel like your swimming

I drank so much shitty K im straight swimming

by gingersintown November 20, 2019

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi January 13, 2016

[adult swim]

A late-night TV programming block for adults created by Cartoon Network. If you don't wanna write adult swim then write as, you dildo

Damn, I love 12. Oz. Mouse and Superjail! Intact I love all adult swim jokes all together!

by Kids Sati June 30, 2025

Swimming

The female version of Skiing. Where the middle of three people fingers the two outside women.

Hey man, I'm about to go sit between those two beautiful women and go swimming.

by Shafn February 3, 2019

ducks swimming

Only the BEST swim team out there. They're like a family.

Yo man did you meet the girls from ducks swimming?

Yeah, they were the best! I wish I was cool enough to join.

by awwwhyeeeee January 2, 2011

west virginia swimming pool

when a guy nuts in a chick's ear and turns it into a pool of sperm.

Oh shit girl, you got some big ass ears. I can't wait to turn them into a West Virginia swimming pool

by Apollo1369 November 21, 2020

Swim-By

Similar to Drive-Bys, just performed by swimming Orcas

"Oh man, they got Nils in a Swim-By.

by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022