stalker-itude

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.

jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....

by lexn December 8, 2010

Stalker

Stalker (n): formal term of a Jihad

Hey do you know Jihad?
Oh you mean Stalker?
Yeah bro

by Manabananaaaa November 16, 2019

Stalker

someone who watches you 24/7

theres a stalker out my window! >:(

by OIOIOIBAKAA February 27, 2025

Stalker

The flash, the one and only

Wow that stalker is at my house- madisyn

by Devon Ball August 23, 2019

Stalker

the creepy ass boney mf from half life 2

hyuckus: Stalker
cuckysucky4206789: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

stalker main

From critical strike, this phrase is used to refer to the class "stalker", which is considered very annoying by the community. By using this, you emphasize that someone is a "professional loser", thus, their opinions will not matter, nor will their words.

Dont care, didnt ask, plus, you are a stalker main

by Frosted Fool December 31, 2019

Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.

Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.

by Pietrow August 1, 2021