It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.
Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.
by A Tiggles December 19, 2008
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by DoubleJ258 February 4, 2010
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Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.
Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."
Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."
*Katie Likes Comment*
Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."
*Katie Likes Comment*
Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
by iPrank February 24, 2011
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by Kornfan09 April 28, 2009
Get the Slabheed Stalker mug.a person who follows you around knowing that you don't want them there. Also leaves notes on your car and drops by your house uninvited.
by Billy Joe June 25, 2004
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if you are a stalkersauras like me, Awsome :D
my friends .. you know who wrote this!!!
this is my creation, please add some more definisions if you want to add some more things :)
if you are a stalkersauras like me, Awsome :D
my friends .. you know who wrote this!!!
this is my creation, please add some more definisions if you want to add some more things :)
Us Stalkersauras's love to walk behind our friends and when they tun around you stand like a tree and yell out TREE !!! Or CACTUS !!! and stand like a cactus :)
by stalkersauras creater November 24, 2011
Get the Stalkersauras mug.I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!
Good wholesome fun!!
Good wholesome fun!!
Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!
by Catdaddy November 9, 2006
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