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Dom the spunk puppy

an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com
dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.
by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003
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spunk-a-dunk

A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.
My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.
by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018
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Spunk

Spunk is what your mum should of swallowed instead of having it put in her pussy
you = gone off spunk
by Big Cock Riley February 17, 2021
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Spunk Knuckle

A guy called James Murphy that runs the Property Scale Up Accelerator training company claiming to have 0 - 120 properties in 12 months and to be cashflowing on 200 in 2 years that has never filed accounts for more than a couple of grand at companies house.
by Martoon32 March 21, 2021
mugGet the Spunk Knucklemug.

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022
mugGet the monkey spunkmug.

Spunk bubble

A traffic warden who work within Newark On Trent
1. This is of a pedestrianised area
2. Fuck off you spunk bubble
by THKMJPNK October 31, 2020
mugGet the Spunk bubblemug.

spunk rose

When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose
Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.
by Jlookeron September 25, 2019
mugGet the spunk rosemug.

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