Thunder-spoon

This is the spoon you use when you have seriously filled the toilet, and you know there is no way that it will flush!

The thunder spoon can be used to poke the mound into a flushable form or may be used to scoop the offending mound into a bucket allowing one to double flush safely.

Please note a thunder-spoon should NEVER be used for eating!

Ken:
“Annie – pass the thunder-spoon, there’s no way this is gonna flush!”

by Honda919 February 4, 2009

bro-spoon

You and a close bro are forced to sleep in the same bed, resulting in a little-spoon big-spoon situation. It's not gay, its bromantic.

Bro 1 aka Little-spoon:" Yo dude, are you cuddling me?"
Bro 2 aka Big-spoon: "Nah fam it's a bro-spoon, don't get it twisted with that cuddle shit."
Bro 1: "Carry on."

by broliver April 28, 2015

Sneaky Spoon

When you are laying down on your side and someone sneaks up on you for a spoon thus initiating the sneaky spoon.

Usually the sneaker will be the big spoon but not always. Depending on your sneaky skill level, you may be able to pull off a little spoon - sneaky spoon.

It is common courtesy to whisper the term "sneaky spoon" into the person's ear once in position.

"Oh they're laying down...time for a sneaky spoon..."

by Nasharan164 July 11, 2017

There is no spoon

A quote from The Matrix, spoken by Neo in reference to a bit of wisom he learned from a child bending spoons with his mind. It signifies that a person cannot truly manipulate reality, a person can only manipulate him/herself. Only when a person changes him/herself can he/she change reality.

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE IS NO SPOON. Then you will see that it not the spoon that bends, it is yourself.

by Geek3 June 22, 2011

grab a spoon

More like a metaphore than a slang word grab a spoon means that women are like different types of ice-cream and that you should grab a spoon (meaning that you should get back on the game)

-"Dude I just broke up with Wendy."
-"Hey, listen you gotta grab a spoon dog."

by Chinoviejo January 2, 2008

Shovel spoon

A spoon in a shape of a shovel it's a real thing search it up on google

OMG I can't believe shovels evolved into spoons . Doesn't that make a shovel spoon

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

Kill Me With a Spoon

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011