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Slapping the Salad

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!
by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017
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sipping some sips

"What's up?"
"I'm sipping some sips"
"What?"
"IM FUCKING DRUNK CHRISTIAN"
by ahhhasuhdude September 30, 2017
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Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.
by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018
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Snipping

The annoying act of unwanted criticizim, critiquing, commenting or instructing someone while they are focused on a task.
John was snipping at Cameron as he was focused on beating the video game, causing him great frustration.
by C.M. Nutter February 16, 2021
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Sausage Slapping

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.
by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011
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southern slapping

"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"
by codkat February 5, 2014
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Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
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