Layin’ Spit

Passionate love making while at the beach

Joe: How was the beach trip with your family?
Steven: I met some girl and we started Layin’ spit
Joe: Damn! You’re a pimp

by Teetsmcgee316 June 24, 2020

Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

Spitting Dragon

When you chug a whole can of red bull then masterbate

John didn't have lighter a at the barbecue so he performed the spitting dragon to start the grill

by Gandolf the blak February 24, 2021

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015

Slut's spit

A comparison for things that you would never put in your mouth.

I am not putting that in my mouth, that's like slut's spit!

by Kurst Cobain & GRIZZLY May 23, 2018

spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.

"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

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by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015

Quit and spit

The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers

Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.

Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?

Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.

by KrustyWeiner420 April 18, 2018