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Rusty Smoothie

A sexual maneuver involving the prior eating of cayenne pepper and laxative laden foods, in order to release the bowels into a suspecting sexual partner's face.
"Boris, will you give me a Rusty Smoothie later?"
"Sure dollface, I'll 'heat up the blender'."
by TheAngryBurger February 4, 2010
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Pickle Smoocher

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.
Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
by Dave Dil Doe December 28, 2011
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Smoothie

Often referred to as my boyfriend... He is a smoothie because he has such soft skin that i love to caress
Hey smoothie, lets make sweet sweet love
by Cleopatra March 16, 2004
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smoothie

code word for doing it
Guy: Hey tara, do you wanna go to my place after school and have some smoothie?

Girl: Sure, I would love to have a smoothie with you!
by yoh0 December 9, 2008
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smoothie

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"
by NancyT February 8, 2009
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Sex Smoothie

A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.
Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!
by E-Rox April 12, 2016
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snoochiegoochie

A combination of a snooch and a gooch

AKA a bitch except 10xs worse
Gay guy: You're a snooch!
Cool guy: You're a freakin SnoochieGoochie!!!
Gay guy: *pwnd*
by Jonah B., and Andrew Min January 30, 2008
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