Smiltm

A popular expression to express extreme hilarity or humor. When someone is laughing to much and needs to regain composure. Stands for "Smack Me, I'm Laughing Too Much."

Twiggy: "27 million for Dzeko!"
Everyone else: Oh my days. Massive smiltm.

by Finally the Twigg has come bac April 29, 2011

scolt

to partake in sexual activity of any kind

S ome
C ircle
O f
L ife
T hings

At the party that night, Linda was scolting everyone from her dad to her boyfriend to her best friend to her coworker.

by Evelyn Skai February 12, 2013

Smeltzphobia

The fear of being in the general vicinity of the creepy guy at work.

"Hey guys, I got a case of Smeltzphobia. I am a little Smeltzed-out. Wilbur was just secretly peeping me from the distance."

by Ohhh It's Craigy February 14, 2013

Smollage

Orginally from David Bowies film Labyrinth where he seduced the innocent female through his use of darkness.

Sexy man using leather gloves, normally on motorcycles to charm women.

Gorgeous, brooding slightly moody man wearing leather gloves

"Oh my god he is so mysterious and sexy! Did you see his hands such a smollage!'

" ...then I saw his hands smollage!"

by BettyBoop27 August 9, 2012

smolder affect

The state of being mind blowingly awe shocked after receiving a smolder ,once affected sex with the person who exposes you to it occurs and in extremely rare occasions sex does not occur

Bruh all these bitches be under my smolder affect cuz they all want this dick

by Keeping it simple March 15, 2016

smolce

A large round ball used for throwing at annoying people

I will smolce you mate

by MLG noscoped August 3, 2016

smelting

One that often gets so deep into his/her lies that when they tell them to multiple people, there are different details

just the other day i caught my bitch smelting to me

by Smelton November 4, 2016