street smart, street wise

Street smart,

Street wise,

Haters couldn't see me with three eyes,

If I was muslim I would be on the coners,

Hustlin' bean pies,

I used to be the youngboy,

Rocking the fila's,

Now the ice on my wrist so bright I can see God.
"Click the link in my bio"

Did you know that you can fix your zipper with just

a fork..."street smart, street wise. Haters couldn't see me

with three eyes..."

by JSIZZLEMONEYBACON March 8, 2022

psychologically smart

An adjective used to recognize intellectual feats of strength of particular individuals who have acquired the big brain.

Smart Friend: "They are simply using their victim card to garner sympathy from everyone else. Although this is a common manipulation tactic perpetrated in online communities that doesn't mean we have to sit idly by while our fellow man fall victim to these sea witches."
You: "Wow you're psychologically smart aren't you?"

by Sooser December 22, 2019

RG-400 Smart Towel

technical term for the not so popular South Park character "Towelie"

Then the RG-400 Smart Towel got high and then sort of walked off

by HELENisthe[curseword] June 5, 2010

google smart

Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient

Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms

by Hellion Shores January 12, 2013

Joe Rogan Smart

A smart dumb guy. They might seem of average intellect to a bona fide smart guy, nevertheless, they're the resident Einstein at their local gym.

John is actually pretty smart for a meathead, he is Joe Rogan smart. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I think he's done acid and he reads books!

by imadumb March 16, 2017

nook smart

A contraction of "nookie" and "book smart". Having the natural ability to read women perfectly in order to get laid.

a) Charlie is too damn nook smart for his own good. He'll never be someone's Mr. Right, but somehow always manages to be Mr. Right Now.

b) Just like how being book smart doesn't help on the streets, it's important to note that being nook smart isn't helpful in long term relatipnships.

by Tenacious Faulker December 23, 2010

wicked smart

an adjective used in the boston area or mass to describe someone with above average intelligence

is mainly used to describe people who have knowledge of really random things

Friend #1: "did you know that human and monkey dna is only different by about 2%"

Random guy: Really?

Friend #2: my boy's wicked smart!

by fkdif3 May 19, 2010