Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

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sloppy dallas

when you give a guy head with dip in your mouth

soup:yeah dude i’m getting a sloppy dallas tonight
doo:lucky bitch

by water freak👅💦💧💦 October 15, 2020

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sloppy swappers

another name for bisexuals

half of Americas teenage population are sloppy swappers

by tacoman 200x January 8, 2012

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Sloppy slip

When you want to have a relationship with the girl you have fwb's with but she rejected you so you get anger issues and you drift and crash your car.

Is that guy on drugs or did he do an Sloppy Slip?

by Yumi Ishiyama March 18, 2023

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Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.

So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.

by Abortionater December 31, 2017

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