Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.

I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.

by McSnappypants August 5, 2012

Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011

side mitch

A male side bitch who is happy to tag along as a side bitch and nothing else. Females usually treat them as objects instead of human beings, but the side mitch doesn't care.

Tiffany: hey did you go over to joe's last night?

Emily: no, I was too busy hanging out with my side mitch.

Tiffany: oh my side mitch died from chlamydia last week. Can i borrow yours?

by Anch0rman December 13, 2015

Side loaf

The male version of a muffin top.

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.

by Turdmuffins November 26, 2017

Side Meeting

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

by Flint Chitown connection June 12, 2018

Side Hassle

When your side hustle becomes more trouble than it's worth.

Everyone said this was an easy way to make some extra cash, but my side hustle is turning into a side hassle.

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Side lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 2, 2018