Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.

I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.

by McSnappypants August 5, 2012

side hoe

The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex

Usually late at night, or late in the evening

bro who’s that girl you’re texting?

oh that’s just my side hoe

by relatable bitch May 5, 2018

Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011

Wonker-sided

The act of being crooked or messed up.

The picture frame is all wonker-sided

by rmftlinds April 14, 2010

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013

Side-Slipper

A person who will initiate and wishes to, or attempts, to become involved, usually romantically, with a man or woman, who is already in an established relationship, (e.g., married, engaged, boyfriend/girlfriend, etc.), but will not put forth the effort to obtain and establish a relationship of their own. To engage in an affair or come between two parties. Such relationships might be deemed genuine, at least from the perspective of the "side slipper," or merely an attempt by such a person to interfere with the sole purpose of causing temporary or permanent disruption of the established party's relationship. (May also be seen or written as "Side Slipper").

Variation: To "side-slip."

Josie just can't seem to get away from the life of being a side-slipper. She keeps trying to get with Curtis but knows he and Laura are engaged to be married. She claims she is actually in love with him, but I think she merely wants to cause trouble to break them up. If she spent more time trying to find someone of her own, she wouldn't have time to worry about what others are doing.

Larry thinks he can slide-slip between Diane and Ronnie. He's been after her for a while, but might experience a rude awakening.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? February 13, 2019

Side Meeting

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

by Flint Chitown connection June 12, 2018