Schrödinger's bigot

Someone who is both an anti-bigot and bigot simultaneously.

Schrödinger's bigot (noun):
"I really don't understand those people, they generalise what whole groups of people are like just because they don't understand them."

by MalcolmTent0 March 17, 2019

Schrödinger's Situationship

When a situationship can oy be determined by who in the party answers the question

“Are Sarah and Dubem having a thing “
“Sarah say yes”
“Dubem says no”
“So does the thing they have exist or i depends on who i ask”
“damb thats a Schrödinger's situationship “

by Lord_dubious on twitter March 12, 2020

Schrodinger's Transphobe

When you offend a Transgender by calling them the correct pronouns when they haven't come out of the closet yet, but calling them their old pronouns would be misgendering them.

Person 1: Hey! Evelyn, right?
Person 2: Yo, don't say that out loud. I haven't told everyone else yet.
Person 1: So... it's Evan?
Person 2: No, don't be transphobic, I am no longer that gender.

Person 1 (Later): They were offended in both ways. I call it Schrodinger's Transphobe.

by Sagnag May 23, 2021

Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 1, 2019

shrouding

To hide malicious intent by a benevolent deed.

An example of shrouding: "I shrouded him by telling him that he should go home early and that I can fill him up. The big boss took notes at my productivity and gave me the coin."

by bigsbyZ February 27, 2021

Shredding the Cabbage

When snowboarding, one shreds the cabbage by being the Gnardog.

Dude! You were totally shredding the cabbage out there.

Yeah Gnardog, I fer sure shredded the cab.

by Shivit April 9, 2009

sloading

A page or video loading at a exasperatingly slow rate.

Dude I got this really cool site to show you. Aw dammit this thing is sloading.

by atgtatooo October 9, 2010