by BlaineIsLitAF June 26, 2018
Get the legends secret roblox mug.needs no further explanation: a secret that weighs heavy because you have been carrying it along for a bit and all you really want is for it to be told. to make it light and turn it into a positive, uplifting, nourishing, inspiring fact of your life.
Im getting tired of this heavyweight secret on my back. My life is on the brink of transition and demands resolution. No games, no secrets, no tricks. It might hurt some but in the long run my healthy self will heal everybody else.
by Krkič August 23, 2020
Get the heavyweight secret mug.On this day every year the furry population increases tremendously because on this day anyone who tries to beat a furry turns into a furry
by Tb179 November 6, 2022
Get the Nov, 27th National secret furry uprising mug.Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.
That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?
by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019
Get the Secret King mug.Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.
Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.
Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.
Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"
by Bob Errey October 22, 2008
Get the secret life fatty mug.spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
by Maria B April 24, 2004
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by Evil October 18, 2003
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