scratchitti

A form of grafitti where a person uses a sharp object to scratch his or her message into a wall or object.

Did you see the scratchitti in the bathroom stall? Apparently, somebody had sexual relations with my mother last night.

by Tad_Strongo January 14, 2009

Secret

1. A thing that is meant to be told to everyone.
2. Common knowledge.

Jessica-OMG you guys. I just heard the best secret, promise not to tell, and not tell anyone I told you because I wasn't supposed to tell?
Everyone- Yeah!
*One day later*
Jessica- OMG you guys, like, everyone knows!
OH yeah, wanna know another secret?

by Jessica (; June 14, 2011

Ooh Faced Scratch Moded

owned; whos your daddy; other similar exclamations

Taken from cabin fever

Ooooooh faced scratch moded

by yo yo yo October 14, 2004

secret service agent

When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

secret agent status

when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club

dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status

by yetty b April 19, 2008

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but please leave me alone".

father: son your singing sucks. you have potato voice Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Mussolini i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays. You wont change any aspect of my personality

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

Secret

None of your damn business unless told otherwise.

Bob: He dude wanna trade secrets?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: Because they're none of your damn business.

by Yeah-its-a-word November 2, 2011