Seal A Bust

When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.

Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!

by Tricktionary October 2, 2015

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

silly seal

Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal

Oh Emma your such a silly seal I love you

by ees September 1, 2017

SEAL

A SEAL is an outstandingly annoying fuckface that has an obnoxiously brain damaged sense of humor.

Damn! you are annoying as fuck. What a seal

by The mortyfier June 14, 2018

Seal

To jerk off intensively

I sealed so hard after seeing nudes

by Coat69 June 15, 2018

Quan Seal

A mid to late life aged mexican american horse with lots of time. It can also be a fourth year old uncle who is DEFINITELY NOT a drug dealer.

"Hey, thats my boi! Quan Seal!"

by EmElleYT June 16, 2018

seal seal

a small youtube channel made by a dumb ass

seal seal needs to get a life

by ratitoui July 4, 2018