When a girl goes down on you and tries to unbutton your pants, whilst you have a raging boner. The act of unbuttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. The sound is quite amusing.
Dude that bitch loved it when she found my Hidden Salami
Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!
She loved my steak hitting her face!
Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!
She loved my steak hitting her face!
by Tezza Devlin May 11, 2010
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How was the party last night? Any salami?
by Slammer May 12, 2004
Get the salami mug.When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.
"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."
"Ewwww gross!"
"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."
"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."
"Ewwww gross!"
"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."
"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."
by Kendall noel May 4, 2016
Get the Salami curtains mug.The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"
by Jenn_nJooce April 20, 2017
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