Sam 

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.

Sam is a Gay Cunt

Sam by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam 

A big douchebag who has no friends.he is normally fat and a wetty a dickhead and a troll

That guys such a sam

Sam by Hdidjdjdjdn April 18, 2018

Sam 

A little Asian boy who is addicted to masturbating

Look at that Sam over there

Sam by Thiccsexyboi May 2, 2018

Sam 

Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik

Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam

Sam by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018

Sam 

Somone who generally can’t spell nuke

Wow Sam is a retard

Sam by Backstage November 25, 2017

Sam 

Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous

He is such a Sam.

Sam by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018

Sam 

A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.

Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!

Sam by Ruby loscerman May 1, 2019