Maura Syndrome

The feeling you get when time suddenly disappears while your girl-/boy-friend is around.

I got Maura syndrome yesterday, my girlfriend came over and suddenly 4 hours just disappeared

by rob123aber February 11, 2009

nigger syndrome

To be a nigger and or of the nigger kind.

Kanye West has Nigger Syndrome.

by anti-nigga December 31, 2011

barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

by Marshall R. January 7, 2008

Thumbrrets Syndrome

An unofficial condition in which you are texting or typing a message and sudden words appear in between that you did not plan or even think about typing. Could also happen when you are using a text correction program on your phone such as the T9 or predictive txt like on iphones.

Ex:-While Texting-

Person 1: "Are you going to show up to the thing today?"

Person 2: "Yeah, we'll see if I get there by then."

Person 1: "Or if at all. Hahaha!"

Person 2: "Pretty much. oil"

Person 1: "WTF? Oil? Dude, you must have a case of thumbrrets syndrome."

Obviously this example is not as severe as other episodes can be.

Inturrets,turpets, Turrets,Thumb-Tied,

by CrazyMundo February 25, 2009

D.Va Syndrome

D.Va Syndrome (pronounced Diva Syndrome) is an illness unique to the players of overwatch, specifically to those who play the character "D.Va". The main and most noticeable symptom of this syndrome is as follows. Whenever the player notices they are below half HP (critical hp) a trigger activates in their brain, forcing them to use every single ability at the same time and fly directly into the enemy team. Other common symptoms can be: using bomb without boosters and standing at the back of the team using D.Va as a sniper.

"Devin just flew into the enemy team on 10 HP, he must have D.Va Syndrome"

by Snish_ June 6, 2021

Blower's Syndrome

After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.

"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW

by chuck y hacks February 22, 2009

Jenkins Syndrome

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.

"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."

by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013