lane switch

To go after your significant others friend.

Hey did you hear about Zach he done lane switched and his girl put him out.

by Zrock September 20, 2017

Light Switch

The EXACT moment between "I'm FAAUUUKED UP!" and "I'm BLAAACKED OUT!". Another form of "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde". The EXACT moment when you pal goes from "Zero to Hero" during a solid evening of ripping a beverage or 10. You're ripping shots with your friend at the bar and they are acting fine, and then, suddenly, their LIGHT SWITCH trips on...

You girl, you went from "Zero to Hero" last night after that last "Red Headed Slut" shot we took. Your LIGHT SWITCH tripped and all the sudden.... I think I saw Va-GINE-NA during that keg stand!

by Kocktail Stockdale August 26, 2014

'Bate and Switch

A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.

Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.

Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.

by HolyMackerel May 12, 2009

Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.

Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.

by etzlivuur May 25, 2011

Bitch Switch

When there are an even amount of males and females. You take turns with each girl. Switching every 15 minutes.

Guy #1: There are going to be the same number of bitches as dudes at Sophia's tonight.
Guy #2: So? Lets just bitch switch. So we both will get turns.

by 36Highst August 25, 2011

piss and switch

To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.

Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!

by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010

Russian Switch

The Russian Switch is a common trick used in Russian Literature and by Scott Baumgartner. While the etymology of this term is somewhat ambiguous and often misunderstood, it has most commonly been associated with the act of performing a meta-switch involving the major forces of nature acting upon the conquered world. The Russian Switch cannot be realized theoretically - it must be fully actualized in an active, not passive, manner.

"I pulled the Russian Switch."

"Dude, did you just pull the Russian Switch?"

by Kyle "Sinbad" Stone February 7, 2005