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nerd-stalking

When a "gamer" constantly looks to see what a particular person is playing everytime they are online
Steven: Raymond I noticed whilst online that you are always playing Zelda.

Raymond: Are you nerd-stalking me?
by Dhuntouch! November 8, 2013
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stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.
I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.
by B55 May 12, 2022
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baxter stalk me daddy

a word you use when someone took part int the sex offender shuffle on youtube fuck little pedos
arthur chase is such a baxter stalk me daddy
by dickfacedmcfagboy August 1, 2017
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Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games
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spooky stalk

when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.
"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"
by sdfhkjsdfhk October 8, 2019
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Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.
Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.
by FunTdrip January 15, 2024
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back-stalking

following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.
i was back-stalking that car until they figured it out and pulled over.
by emac March 21, 2007
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