Skeezer Baby

14 to 20 year old girl usually short (around 5"5 to 5"9) who dresses like a skank, wears dark sunglasses that cover about 1/3 of their face, and wears plenty of makeup on their face. Like to hang around corn daddies and bromagnons. Usually have boyfriends that are older than them. They look 5 to 7 years younger than they actually are making them look like babies.

John: WTF is that kid doing at the party?
Will: That aint no kid its a fucking Skeezer Baby.
John: Fucking skanks!

Skeezer Baby by KnowsTooManyBadWords February 24, 2009

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Sneezy D

The inventor of Awesome™ and the Plow'er hour; a DJ on furious radio.

"Damn K, did you catch Sneezy D's Plow'er hour last night? it was so Awesome™ i came twice."

Sneezy D by Candi Apple March 29, 2009

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Skeeze

Someone who is incredibly easy, that has a reputation of being a slut and usually is considered dirty by most people whether they have acceptable hygiene or not.

Also somebody who is available all the time.

Dan: "Hey buddy, I heard you and that bitch Becka broke up. You should fuck around with some skeeze tonight"

Alan: "Wouldn't you get mad if I fucked around with your girlfriend though?"

Dan: "You hurt me Alan, you hurt me..."

Skeeze by ConcentratedSam April 28, 2011