Shouldered

The act of using your shoulder to block an unwanted human interaction. Entire body may follow the shoulder.

“I’m a florist! Sorry you got shouldered at the wedding!”

by Emmeresident April 23, 2024

two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

by Expedition17 March 23, 2024

kept a good shoulder

to never act in a mean way, to always leave a good impression.

"My old buddy 'kept a good shoulder' with everyone"

by XMUAHXMUAH August 3, 2022

Bad Decision Shoulders

To rotate ones shoulder's, raising one after another while keeping your arms bent at the elbows whilst gravitating towards a bad decision. Most commonly used to describe someone on the path of unfaithfulness, exuding a particularly joyous excitement about the prospect that is visible in their shoulders.

Nathan gave one last sly smile to Danny, Tom and Rich before giving a vigorous episode of bad decision shoulders then turning and moving towards the ladies at the bar.

by Spoonsauce June 19, 2022

Fire truck shoulders

Very wide and defined shoulders that are thick and can stand out like a fire truck. Also know has Dump truck shoulders.

1: My bro has fire truck shoulders

2: “Did you see my jacked dump truck shoulders?”
“No i haven’t”

“We’ll look at them, i can barely fit in a door way!”

by Daddy big guns June 22, 2022

Wrong way around shoulder ride

A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.

It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry

I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)

by ganjamannn June 28, 2022

Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025