by Yugan February 13, 2017
Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."
by SwissOnionKnowledge January 25, 2016
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by dsashsrs November 19, 2017
Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."
by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017
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