A phrase you announce out loud before you leave the room. This is a claim on the spot where you were sitting, so that no one else in the room can steal it in your absence.
Person 1: "Commercial time. Gotta pee. Pimps on my seat." leaves room
Person 2: "Yoink! That recliner's mine."
Person 3: "Ah ah ah. He called pimps man. Sorry...those are the rule."
Person 2: "Yoink! That recliner's mine."
Person 3: "Ah ah ah. He called pimps man. Sorry...those are the rule."
by bradivari March 13, 2016
by blah255 November 19, 2022
Members of the public (social justice sociopaths) who feel compelled to targeted commuters on subway/mass transit lines to give up their seats to perceivably more deserving people, and if rejected, proceeds to take pictures of these commuters to shame on social media, often conveniently leaving out other more able-bodied commuters who are just as able to give up their seats, because then there will be nothing to post on social media.
"At first I didn't know why the seats were all empty on this train but all the commuters were standing. Then I heard a rumor that this subway line is very popular with Subway Seat Shamers. I was told there are hundreds of pictures of passengers taken on this subway line floating around on social media. The comments were brutal."
by theminoritydude April 05, 2016
One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
by PlatinumSpade January 23, 2011
Sex in a movie theater
by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJPPPP August 10, 2010
When you are seating on the toilet with your nuts hanging over and go to stand up but your nuts cling to the seat and then drop it about half way up...causing it to slam.
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao April 26, 2020