pimps on my seat

A phrase you announce out loud before you leave the room. This is a claim on the spot where you were sitting, so that no one else in the room can steal it in your absence.

Person 1: "Commercial time. Gotta pee. Pimps on my seat." leaves room

Person 2: "Yoink! That recliner's mine."

Person 3: "Ah ah ah. He called pimps man. Sorry...those are the rule."

by bradivari July 28, 2016

buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

On the edge of your seat

very excited, and giving all your attention to something, because you want to know what is going to happen

The excitement of the finale had you on the edge of your seat.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

100 seat club

Sex in a movie theater

I just joined the 100 seat club while watching Avatar.

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJPPPP August 9, 2010

Nut seat slam

When you are seating on the toilet with your nuts hanging over and go to stand up but your nuts cling to the seat and then drop it about half way up...causing it to slam.

(Seat slamming down)
Oops, looks like Charlie got himself a nut seat slam again.

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao April 26, 2020

judge under the seat

A gun kept under a seat in a vehicle.

John keeps a Judge under the seat Incase of

an emergency.

by blah255 November 19, 2022

Subway Seat Shamer

Members of the public (social justice sociopaths) who feel compelled to targeted commuters on subway/mass transit lines to give up their seats to perceivably more deserving people, and if rejected, proceeds to take pictures of these commuters to shame on social media, often conveniently leaving out other more able-bodied commuters who are just as able to give up their seats, because then there will be nothing to post on social media.

"At first I didn't know why the seats were all empty on this train but all the commuters were standing. Then I heard a rumor that this subway line is very popular with Subway Seat Shamers. I was told there are hundreds of pictures of passengers taken on this subway line floating around on social media. The comments were brutal."

by theminoritydude June 23, 2016