Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 2, 2022

NAPLAN Season

NAPLAN; the standardised testing in Australia used for Year 3, Year 5, Year 7, and Year 9 students.

NAPLAN season is the time of year in which NAPLAN testing rolls around. It can also be called "Hell."

P1: Happy May. Hey, you know what that means...
P2: What?

P1: It's almost NAPLAN season.
P2: Fuck my life.

by makkapakka-akkawakka May 16, 2021

Emmys Season

Held in the Month of September is the Emmys season, The highly Anticipated Television Awards where actors/actresses win awards based on their performances.

“I have high hopes for Elizabeth Olsen this Emmys Season”

by coldpillowmoment September 3, 2021

Blixy season

Early summer to the end of summer we listen to nothing but blixy sosa a rapper from Massachusetts

“Yo bro it’s blixy season”

by It’s TTAA bitch June 4, 2021

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021