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Dirty Randezook

When a person is close to ejaculating in the missionary position and then they spins around and ejaculates on their partners face face while standing above their partner, and then they stick their penis back in the hole they were penetrating.
"dude, when I was fucking Stacy, I gave her a Dirty Randezook."
-"What the hell is wrong with you?"
by DrZomboss March 26, 2024
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Ballsack-Randalson

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com
I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.
by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025
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Courtside Randle

the silent treatment, you can ask a million questions but get zero response. typically happens after several members of BB bust his balls for a bit too long
He’s not answering now, u just got courtside randle’d
by kevin petersonn January 9, 2026
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Eric the Mexican Randall

a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
by Daddysmerk September 8, 2015
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Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.
Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”
by clickcommander February 19, 2018
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Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.
Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!
by Noshbergh August 12, 2019
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Fernando Morales-Rangel

A very sexy man. He will whip out the glizzy and give you that sloppy toppy for days. After he will start bouncing on your dick. He has a massive penis and it is always erect. He has 100% in every class and perfect grammar. He has really hairy balls.
Fernando Morales-Rangel is the sexiest man alive I want his glizzy.
by Zach Saidner May 31, 2022
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