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Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022
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revenging

The sacred act of performing revenge so iconic that it causes great history and a shake to life
Alex was revenging on John because he teased Alex.
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Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015
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Revenge shaving

A revenge shave - when your other half shaves their beard/moustache (which you love) when you have upset/had an argument with them as a form of revenge.
How could you shave off your beard! Stop revenge shaving!”

“It’s not fair that you’ve revenged shaved”
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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Revengeance

Revenge and Vengeance
"The act of attaining justice using violence"
"I carve my own path, You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same, The world has turned and so many have burned
But nobody is to blame, Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born beneath the blood stained sand"

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Idk
by Tojo首相 June 3, 2022
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Revenge porn

One of the most badass porn material to have existed on the interwebz. Its popularity has faded away due to a shift in demographic (and also, well, the fear of being incriminated). There was a website called IsAnyoneUp that specialized in revenge porn. Today, revenge porn mostly exists in the form of deepfakes.
Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
by Obv troll is obvious January 26, 2024
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revenge residue

the imaginary leftovers on your fingertips after enacting some sweet revenge
After I got some payback on Steve for breaking my windshield by slashing his tires, there was still some revenge residue on my hands. I licked every finger in front of him. It was awesome.
by Power of 4 March 7, 2012
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