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The New World Religion (tm) by pitz August 31, 2004

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ching chong your religion is wrong

A meme on the internet used to ridicule Asian people

A phrase to promote other religions.

Asian guy: I converted to Buddhism
White Guy: ching chong your religion is wrong
Asian guy *Beats white guy up*

ching chong your religion is wrong by Sea Dragon December 2, 2018

Bad Religion

Best fucking band still out there. Second only to the immortal CLASH.

You hate Bad Religion? Chainsaw meets neck

Bad Religion by punkx017 August 9, 2003

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Christian Religion

The only religion in history where you don't have to prove that you are worthy for God. A religion where everyone knows that they have sinned and all you must do is repent and trust in him(God). Remember, not everything in the bible has been proven but nothing has been disproven and a lot has been proven to be true facts.

"You part of the Christian religion?"
"Yeah"

Christian Religion by The_Truth_about_Everything May 31, 2016

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office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.

Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".

office religion by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011

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Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.

(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.

Alcoholism Religion by WR672 November 21, 2018

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Zoomsday religion

Any doomsday religion, in a post-COVID world where social distancing prevent public preaching, that uses online methods such as Zoom to preach and proselytize it's doomsday message.

The email was a link to one of those Zoomsday religions.

Zoomsday religion by EVITATIVE September 13, 2020

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