The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.
Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....
Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(
Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(
by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010
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Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.
by Carlqueefy@smellsbad.com June 23, 2011
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Get the queef keef mug.An adjective describing an individual of the utmost repulsiveness due to their lack of respect for everyone and everything besides themselves and their own ideas, which are often flawed or simply incorrect. One who constantly talks about their experience and knowledge and has a better story for every dam topic under the sun but does not actually listen to anything you have to say. One who cannot see that everyone hates them and counts down the seconds until they leave, yet remain perturbed by the proverbial stench that lingers long after they are gone due to the useless verbal expulsion of air from their mouth.
Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.
Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.
"Dude that guy Nick is here again telling us how great he is" -
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "
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MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?
WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?
MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.
WOMAN: very well then.
MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?
MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.
WOMAN: very well then.
MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010
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