pur1337

Noun: Eternal shit-lord of reddit who's capacity for self-righteous smugness is inversely proportionate to his/her aptitude in the given topic.

Man, if that pur1337 guy is a real shit-lord .

by InternetLexiconExpert December 20, 2017

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

Man Purse

It's not called a man purse it is a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.

Phil: Really? Are you going to wear the man purse?
Alan: It's not a purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.

by pwawers February 8, 2010

Purgatory

The tv show "supernatural" defines purgatory as a place where any supernatural creature goes after death

Vampires go to purgatory

Dean got blown to purgatory when killing a liviathan

by Boinable April 2, 2017

Big purple

Billy's Mother's extremely large nine footer Purple Double Sided Dildo

Shut up before i whip out my big purple!!

by Manuel April 21, 2003

purge the cabin

Rolling the windows down on a vehicle for some fresh air, usually after one of the passengers has passed gas.

Gawd damn was that foul! Purge the cabin before we sufficate back here!

by Kahoki November 18, 2007

purplality

The level of how purple an item/person/etc ranks up in comparisson to others on the scale.

On the purplality scale, purple haze knocks in at a Grimace.

by Cereal Killer February 24, 2005