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pump block

A pump block is some at the gym who talks your ear off while you're trying to get a pump. No matter what ever you do they follow you around and ruin your whole workout.
Dude, I hate going to the gym when Jay is here. Every time I start to do something he runs over and starts talking. He's such a Pump Block.
by JTMMS October 30, 2015
mugGet the pump blockmug.

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.
Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.
by carterthekid January 7, 2008
mugGet the pump fakemug.

Pump a Grump

To Pump a Grump, is to take a massive shit.
I ate 12 tacos, and that night i had to pump a grump.
by Nick Wolff June 18, 2006
mugGet the Pump a Grumpmug.

cock pumping

Someone who gives others hand-jobs.

An insult.
If john pumps neds cock two days after bob has gotten his cock pumped by john 4 days after bobby had his cock pumped by shirley who was the first to pump dannys cock who then shot shirley and raped her dead body.

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Horatio called Lenny a cock-pumper for jizzing on his tooth-brush.
by BlackCloud March 2, 2004
mugGet the cock pumpingmug.

pumping mud

pumping mud: Taking a wet shit (Diarrhea)
After I eat at JJ'S pizza I'll be pumping mud
by Seemorebutts August 31, 2004
mugGet the pumping mudmug.

pump razor

Pump Razor : A razor the orginal gangster rappers used to hide in their teeth
bob : hey that dude is carrying a pump razor
thug: yeah ima punch that bitch in the jaw and make him swallow it
by jack.p July 31, 2006
mugGet the pump razormug.

Nigger Pump

A nigger pumps is the atomically correct term used to describe the pair of large sacks of shit hanging off the chest of a black woman. This term is only be properly used when a a female nigger is feeding multiple Niglits at once..
Hey Woulf, U know that sound we kept hearing back there?.. Ya?, I confirmed what the flight crew saw, Theres a nigger pump sitting right behind the flight deck.
by Freighter_pilot December 12, 2010
mugGet the Nigger Pumpmug.

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