Clown Prison

A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.

I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.

by RowboatCop March 8, 2019

Prison Pony

A zebra.

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022

Skinless Prisoner

A skinless prisoner is someone who has a circumcised penis. They cannot escape their circumcised penis as it is and always will be a part of them thus making them a prisoner.

Cody was circumsized as a child, he’ll always be a skinless prisoner.

by WhunPocent March 6, 2018

Prison Bus

A 2mg white xanax xr bar.

Guy 1: Go ahead and slip me two prison buses. I'm ready to get fool.

Guy 2: Prison buses? What's that?

Guy 1: Xanax bars, idiot.

by RopeDick July 20, 2010

Prison Bars

To shoot straight lines of semen across a females face resembling prison bars

I want you to shoot that hot cum across my face like some prison bars

by jjstapes April 5, 2015

American Prison

Noun; It's like a school in America, except there's less shootings and better funding.

Bob: Hey, at least an American Prison is not like the schools here, amirite?

by Kugeln March 11, 2019

Prison Bread

Bread made from a female prisoner's yeast infection

Becky: yo the fuck kinda nasty ass bread is this

Sammy: it's my prison bread

by NotSoFancy November 13, 2018