president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

Lithuanian President

A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.

That guy over there is a Lithuanian president.

by NSCrusader August 12, 2018

Vise President

(n.) 1: a term created to refer to the vice president of a cat fanclub. It first came in use when a teenager made an error while spelling, and has since become a popular term.

2: can also be used to refer to someone with minimal intelligence

"I'm the vise president of Coco's fanclub!"
"Cool"

"You're a vise one"
"Mean"

by thaliayeet July 11, 2021

president chris

the best president to walk this earth also he has such a huge peen

president chris was the best president ever

by go go gaga June 10, 2022

president ohio

Big banana pencil

Travel in Amerima president Obama BIG BANANA PENCIL, president ohio

by Imthehamman July 4, 2023

Not My President

A phrase originating in 2017 to express contempt for President Donald Trump. Now, it is used to express contempt for Joe Biden, as well as the continually contested belief that Biden cheated in the election.

2017: Trump is not my president
2021: Biden is not my president

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 2, 2022

Presidents

Synonym for breasts, chichis or boobs, referencing the Tumblr NERVES ARG/Ever Play This Game? character President, who is renown for their massive boobs.

Dave: I just got my Presidents removed in top surgery.
Keira: That's great! I finally got some Presidents after going on E!

by presidenteptg April 2, 2022