Pregnant Pause

When you say something and are interrupted by going into labor.

"Hey hubby, do you want milk- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *baby crying* ."

(this is a very good example of a pregnant pause)

by Mr Knockers August 23, 2025

Pregnant yes

A term to describe a not truthful or fake yes.

“When I asked mom if we were going to the mall she gave me a ‘pregnant yes’”

by GraysonGK27 October 18, 2025

Pregnant³

When you are pregnant with a baby, and that baby is pregnant with another baby, and that baby in the baby's belly is pregnant with another baby.

Lady 1: "My baby's tummy is so big it holds another baby with a big belly"
Lady 2: "Sounds like you are Pregnant³"

by Bagelsir November 10, 2025

pregnant cow style

a sex position where you shove both of your arms up someones asshole while they're on all fours

1: "im gonna do pregnant cow style with you"
2: "what the fuck"

by rayennoth December 11, 2025

Organisational pregnancy

The expansion of a corporate workforce as parents return to work or increase part-time hours after taking maternity / paternity leave.

David wants to increase from 2 to 4 days a week when his youngest child starts kindergarten next year. That's going to lift our FTE's and contribute to organisational pregnancy.

by BellyKlava November 6, 2015

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Mouse pregnancy

The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant

Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .

by Comic shane May 31, 2018