I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!
by Lord of the clackers June 17, 2015
by Otaku5Evermore77/Potato Lord April 08, 2016
A potato queen is a gay asian male who is predominantly attracted to only gay white males. 'Potato' describes the gay white male AND his supposed primary food form. Queen describes a gay person of flamboyant nature.
This exclusivity in affection for the 'other' race is often ridiculed by other asians and deemed as betrayal or abandonement of one's own race/culture. More often that not, a potato queen is labelled so by others, not a self claim.
The 'potato queen' along with its family terms such as 'sticky rice' and 'rice queen' in itself is frowned upon today because they're viewed as stereotypes, in a gay world that has far too many already.
This exclusivity in affection for the 'other' race is often ridiculed by other asians and deemed as betrayal or abandonement of one's own race/culture. More often that not, a potato queen is labelled so by others, not a self claim.
The 'potato queen' along with its family terms such as 'sticky rice' and 'rice queen' in itself is frowned upon today because they're viewed as stereotypes, in a gay world that has far too many already.
by khoi1979 July 11, 2007
A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.
Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.
by Venk January 12, 2006
The potato theory continued...
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.
This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.
This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
Two prime examples of "The Potato Theory"
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.
Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.
Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
by Anonymous_potato October 24, 2012
by Thefudger2102 January 06, 2020
when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.
My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.
by bigeschmalls March 23, 2011