titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Port Washington

A part of Long Island sorta close to NYC. Train station is central for anyone drunk bar-goers and some other questionable people.It's whatever, people say it's a shit hole but it's average. Elementary schools are nice, the middle school is trash, high school is the best out of them all. All the rich people like in Sand Points, people like some executive or creator of Arizona, Johnny Winter, Adam Sandler, (oof) Chris Rock, and probably some other people. Manorhaven is a fucking trainwreck because of the fact it's the country's most densely populated village. If you're going to Main Street near Weber GOD FORBID you go at 3-4 on a Friday. Your car with be swallowed by pre-pubscent children watching David Dobrik and Shane Dawson. All I have to say about Port, *mostly Manorhaven* Godspeed.

yo Port Washington is trash
no
yo Port Washington's middle school is bad
yes

by bigboyjess July 10, 2018

Port Augusta Secondary School

Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle

Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊

by JackelBalls4 March 2, 2023

The Port

A town and port in Cheshire, England, part of the Cheshire West and Chester local authority and home of the well known Bobby Lewis

That Bobby Lewis kid is from The Port ain't he?

by Obama for Prime Minister 2024 December 18, 2019

Port Chester Slap

the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.

Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.

by userxx35s#x November 8, 2022

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or behind some trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is most likely needed after )

Sth really got forest ported.

by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022

reprogramming port

The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids

Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023