Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

Have fun staying poor

Have fun staying poor is used by the bitcoin community to warn against altcoin scams like ethereum or the US dollar. It can also be used to end a discussion with a bitcoin critic by pointing out the critic is not worth explaining bitcoin to. The phrase is in a way a goodbye and a wish that the person that doesn't get bitcoin will at least have fun during the period that they stay poor. Thet phrase is often used in a shortened version like "Have" or even "H".

Bitcoin critic: "Bitcoin is not scarce because it is infinitely divisible"
Bitcoiner: "H"

Your dumb friend: "I invested some money in cryptocurrencies."
Bitcoiner: "Have fun staying poor!"

by Skalgaan January 2, 2021

poor little meow meow

What you say to your cat when they are upset you won't let them do something they shouldn't.

Oh, are you mad that I won't let you eat my houseplants? Poor little meow meow!

by Candleends February 27, 2022

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

Rich girl poor man

A syndrome achieved by overt feminists

Rich girl poor man wants for nothing, but can.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.

"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."

by Mysterious John March 14, 2004

Poor Man's Speedball

A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.

Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.

Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...

by Sauce puppet March 8, 2020