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Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
by KImCobain June 11, 2016
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Blurred Philosophic

This person is a Blurred Philosophic!
by zontet September 4, 2020
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Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher
by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024
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tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
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Like a philosopher in thought

Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive
Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought
by maxxkawa February 20, 2023
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A framework proposing that philosophy itself is elastic—that philosophical concepts, methods, and traditions can stretch to accommodate new questions, new contexts, and new voices without breaking. Philosophical Elasticity suggests that philosophy isn't a fixed canon but a stretchy tradition: stretching to include non-Western thought, to address new technologies, to incorporate new sciences. The theory identifies philosophy's elastic limits: when does stretching become dilution? When does philosophy become something else? Understanding philosophy requires understanding its stretch. A meta-framework examining how philosophy itself stretches across history, culture, and tradition. The Elasticity of Philosophy studies how philosophy has been defined—from ancient wisdom to modern discipline to contemporary pluralism—and how these definitions stretch under pressure from new contexts. It asks: what are the limits of philosophy's stretch? When does stretching become something else (theology? literature? science)? How does philosophy recover from its own failures (philosophy's complicity in oppression)? It's philosophy reflecting on its own history and possibilities.
Theory of Philosophical Elasticity "Philosophy used to be just Western canon; now it's stretching to include African philosophy, Asian philosophy, Indigenous philosophy. Philosophical Elasticity says that's philosophy stretching—not breaking. The question is how far it can stretch while still being philosophy."
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