Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020

Pen

Slang for a vaporizer, e-cigarette, or e-hookah.

Person 1: "Yo, you bring your pen today?"
Person 2: "Nah man."
Person 1: "Damn. I need a buzz."

by Rocketfizzle January 28, 2015

Pen Face

A derogatory term for someone of Asian descent

He might be a pen face but he makes damn good sushi

by Old long tall and ugly May 31, 2025

strawberry pen

when you have anal sex and the girl/guy/other bleed from the anus and there’s blood on the dick(object) in the anus and it comes out of the anus a slight tint of red

dan:yo i had anal sex with my girl, and she started bleeding because we’ve never done it before.

steve:oh man bro did you have a strawberry pen?

dan:...yehhh.....

by blahblahloop November 1, 2019

Ken-Pen

Kendall Jenner’s teeth whitening pen.

The Ken-Pen helped average Janes become celebrities to some extent.

by Coop Dupe August 8, 2020

Pen dejo

Slang for Oatmeal

Que flojo es pen dejo

by Esa Es October 6, 2025

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016